Maybe it's because she's a squeaky little asian girl, but I can't get over just how loose Tia Tequila is, always. She's finally kicked it up a notch and done something almost noteworthy by writing a hard cover book, but then she shows up looking like one of those rap guys girlfriends (name that song!). I like to see wild half naked celebrities showing their skin in public as much as the next guy, I just wish she didn't look like all the prostitutes in the escort listings, you know?
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J-Lo showed up for the screening of 'The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button' flaunting some serious cleavage. I realize there's yards of duct tape under there, but she sure does look yummy. My imagination is vivid enough to impicture J-Lo prancing around the room in high heels naked, looking top-heavy with enormous porn star tits. Oh yeah! Time to go rub one off to her naked candids inside Celeb Heat!
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Aubrey O'Day mysteriously has been getting invites to celeb events and she's using them to protest Proposition 8 which effectively made gay marriage illegal. She totes around a female friend and refers to her as her 'girlfriend'. Hello, is this Aubrey O'Day I'm speaking with or Tia Tequila? Fake lesbianism is running rampant in Hollywood right now, I'm hoping we get some fake carpet munching pics soon. Let's think of the names of all the fake gay female celebs whom we have nude candis or sex clips of at Celeb Taboo; Shauna Marsh, Tia Tequila, Lindsay Lohan and the list keeps growing.
Hilary Duff was seen at trendy nightspot Bardot in West Hollywood the other night boasting|sporting| a whole lot of celebrity teen tits. So maybe it wasn't alot, but it was alot more than we're used to seeing on her chest. The duct tape must have been working extra hard, but now my Johnsons is too. The things I'd do with Hilary Duff's tits, legs, pussy, booty and the list goes on! Check out Hilary Duff nude on hiatus not once, but 5 times only at Celeb Taboo!
As expected, Pamela Anderson is one mega classy example of a woman. She rocked up to an art festival nonetheless, wearing shorts so short they may as well be called bikinis and an old Tommy Lee hat. At first we thought the celebrity looking kind of guy who was with her was Fred Durst but it turns out it was just some tool whose obviously into plastic MILFS. Can we blame him? Pam Anderson is definitely a guilty pleasure I'd take more pleasure in than guilt. See her getting torn up inside the VIP area of Celeb Heat!
OK, maybe she's not really a celebrity. But she is a skanky porn milf that came in tenth place for the California guberantorial election and she does have the biggest tits of any woman who's run for any office, ever. So give her a break. In fact, give me a break and redirect your eyes to these large fake celebrity melons. Want to see Mary Carey getting fucked six days from Sunday? Check out this busty celebrity porn star in action at Celeb Taboo!
Sexy, and somehow blonde latina Christina Aguilera has released a signature fragrance line. Unfortunately it isn't essence of her celebrity diva vagina, it's a run of the mill perfume. She did look as luscious as ever at the launch party although I'm not sure what's up with the conservatively long dress. I'm not bitter that we don't get to actually have a sniff of her celebrity poona as I'll just log on to Celeb Heat and see her totally naked on the beach to get my revenge.
American actor stud George Clooney threw a charity bash at his London estate the other night and a star studded list of people showed up to help benefit Darfur. Now, I know the kids in Darfur are better off now that Cindy Crawford got plastered and drove to her hotel in a Bentley. I mean, the children should be grateful! If I had a big projector I'd play it over the African skies showing the celebrity sex scandal video with Cindy Crawford getting torn up on a hotel balcony. That'd at least provide a little closure.
This hasn't been confirmed, but we leave this candid for you to judge for yourself. Either Mary Kate Olsen has a bun in the oven, or she actually ate something at dinner and she's severly bloated. Either way something is going on with her stomache area and I'm guessing it began in her inner thigh region if you know what I mean. If you'd like to see some great topless photos of Mary Kate Olsen check them out only at Celeb Taboo!
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You may think that Kate Winslet has been sipping margeritas on a tropical island since rocking Titanic, but she's actually been hard at work. We have never before seen, shocking snaps of Kate Winslet with a totally dark tan. What happened to the white skinned princess look? I guess that's not in style anymore, or was it ever? Either way we have footage of Kate Winslet getting boned on the beach only at Celeb Heat!